The Knockout Beer Bong Review - Strike Out!
Build Quality85%
Smoke Quality75%
Look & Feel80%
Ease of Maintenance82%
81%Overall Score

Today we’re looking at piece which ought to be the officially sponsor of college, football, and youthful indiscretions, the Knockout Beer Bong. The name speaks for itself. This is not high-brow glass with a german designer and a fancy name. This is a multifunctional piece for the college student in all of us. It’s excessive. It’s vulgar. It’s totally unnecessary. Do you need one? Quite possibly! Let’s take a look at this piece and figure out whether youthful whim is ready for a seat at the adults table.

Product Pros

  1. Cheap
  2. Multifunctional
  3. Conversation starter

Product Cons

  1. Only comes in one color
  2. Requires a bottle

 

 

The Knockout Review: Breakdown

Quality

Build Quality

Build Quality

This is a simple product made of simple parts. As such, quality is exceedingly important. This thing delivers. The rubber gasket is solid, made of a dense, high quality, silicone based rubber. I was surprised at the level of give that it has. The rubber is solid, but soft, allowing for some flexibility as far as bottle size was concerned.

The lack of internal threading means that you can use this with any bottle of an appropriate size with no need to worry about the mechanism screwing on appropriately. The metal components are well designed and built. I didn’t have any issues with excess heat.

When you’re dealing with a novelty piece such as this, one often finds that the quality level is exceedingly low, with companies relying on novelty to sell the piece, rather than quality level. This makes the high quality level of this piece even more surprising. I think it will last a lot longer than some of my more expensive pieces.

Smoke Quality

Smoke Quality

This is essentially a one-hitter, so that’s the quality level you have to expect going into the situation. That being said, the quality level is still pretty high. The piece has a well sized bowl, meaning that it’s very easy to load a full one without endless packing.

It easily fills a bottle-sized chamber, allowing you to take massive rips with little effort. The quality level of the hits is generally what you would expect from a pipe composed of a glass bottle. The smoke is hot and harsh, but it produces a lot of it.

You don’t buy a piece like this because it offers high end filtration and a ton of features, you buy a piece like this because it’s fun. This piece is super fun to hit and will continue to be so. You’re never going to turn this into your daily driver, but you’ll certainly have a great time at your next gathering.

 

Design

look-and-feel

Look and Feel

This piece is meant to draw attention, and it definitely does that. I brought this piece to a party, and I could hardly hit it in between all of the questions I got about this fun new addition to my collection. This is a really fun piece.

It is designed to function as a sort of conversation starter, and it definitely does that. I found that everyone around me wanted to discuss the strange contraption I had brought to the party.

How did it work? Where did I get it? I also got a little bit of blowback from people surprised at the idea of an adult with a beer bong. Did I care? No. Because I was an adult with a very cool beer bong, and the haters were clearly jealous.

Ease of Maintenance

Ease of Maintenance

This is a super simple piece to maintain. Rinse it with water after every beer to avoid bacterial issues. Alcohol is going to be your friend as far as the smoking device is concerned.

Give it a scrub down with pipe cleaners and alcohol on a regular basis in order to keep this thing in top working order. Physically, this is an easy piece to clean.

However, using this device as intended will make it hard to remember to clean anything.

Conclusion

This piece is never going to win you awards for maturity and class. This is not the piece to hit when you’re about to write an essay (or is it?) This is not the piece you take with you to an intensive CBD seminar (or is it?). But here’s the thing, this piece doesn’t want you to take it that seriously anyway.

Look, this isn’t a piece you’re going to whip out and hit with your boss when you’re seeking a promotion, but let’s be real, you probably don’t show your boss your classy pieces either. What this piece lacks in maturity, it makes up for in fun. So if you need to tell yourself that you’re buying as a joke, or as a gag gift for a buddy, that’s fine. Just be sure you order more than one, because you’re going to fall in love with this quirky, childish piece.

If you are interested in a more traditional bong check out the Snoop Dogg’s Pounds Collection, you can read about the Pounds Mothership here. If are looking for something high quality that does not come with the brand inflated price tag check out the Jane West Beaker.

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Dan is a writer with a massive vaporizer collection who loves video games, superhero movies, finding new music, comic and regular books and critically deconstructing those things until he wonders why he liked them in the first place. He's also a pragmatic fitness enthusiast who believes that the best actions you can take in your daily life are those that help you reach your goals, and that naps are the most lofty, but also the most noble goal one can have.

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